Unisexy dope shirt
for the unicyclist, the unicorn, the eunich up all night studying eucladian geometry at the U simultaneously assisting, sifting out nics from the nextdoor neighbor's hairpiece, the ewe, the you, and the list goes on. for the great circle sailor, the great celestial navigator, dilligently reading through his or her bowditch, the practical navigator; knowing all too well that great circle is but a straight line on a gleason's map, so just plot that course straight up on the plane through the waters. for the inquisitive type who wonders this or that. who wonders why or how captain cooke's noon positions versus dead reckoning could be for such an accomplished sailor, greater than 25 miles apart from one day to the next while simply trying to circumnavigate the antarctic, and how there was never a conclusive sailing completed by all who tried. leave it up to the folks of neu schwabenland, and the operation fishbowl, operation dominic and operation high jump types to settle the score where the summer sun don't shine or set, or whatever, but only read admiral byrd's personal journals if you are at first initiated into the realm on those who seek the truth in all things. kenya see what just ice on a wall can do to your perception. you do you. you justice rocks whatever you wear cuz you do you, and it's pretty damn fine if you ask me. it's even fine the narrator of this yarn, having sailed 6 of the 7 seas in my youth. it's unisexy, fine ass dope duds for any lad or lass, legolas, et. al. wtf did i just read or write? you decide while you make this purchase for yourself and every member of your family, tribe or mirconation, s'il vous plait.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: sofa king dope
- Email: contact@support.shop.sofakingdope.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Unisexy dope shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|