Unisexy Shirt Purple Logo
for the narwals, the unicorns, and the eunichs up all night studying eucladian geometry. sifting out nics from the nextdoor neighbor's neice denice; a ewe, you, and who knows who drinking yoohoo at the U.
for the great circle sailor, the great celestial navigator, dilligently reading through his or her bowditch [the practical navigator]; knowing of course to chart the course as a great circle; a straight line on a realistic flat map. no need for spherical geometry, arc-sines & co-tangents benign, nein. nay, rather neigh. no, you know it's a plain ole plane through the waters.
for the inquisitive type who wonders this or that. who ponders, or asks questions like why or how captain cooke's noon positions versus dead reckoning could be for such an accomplished sailor, greater than 25 miles apart from one day to the next while simply trying to circumnavigate the antarctic, and how there was never a conclusive sailing completed by all who tried. one cannot circumnavigate the inside of a circular ring. one ring to rule them all.
leave it up to the folks you did not see of neu schwabenland, at omricon, above top secret, special operations clearance level, the now declassified operations called fishbowl, dominic, and high jump. to the types to settle the score where the summer sun don't shine or set, or whatever. and to the inquisitor who reads admiral byrd's personal journals shared only posthumously, normies may poke propostrorolously [that last word might not yet exist]. yet after 2 ticker tape parades, a hero bi-polar explorer then silenced into obscurity. kenya see what just ice on a wall can do justice to perception. you do you. oliver tree was onto something. the lord will have justice. this narrator of this yarn, having sailed 6 of the 7 seas in the youth.
rock this unisexy, fine ass dope dud for any lad or lass, even a legless legolas, if you will, et. al. feel free to purchase 1 for yourself & 1 for every member of your family, tribe or mirconation, s'il vous plait.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: sofa king dope
- Email: contact@support.shop.sofakingdope.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Unisexy Shirt Purple Logo Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
